Dick and Tom were a couple of drinking buddies who worked asaircraft mechanics in Louisville, Kentucky ..
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in thehangar with nothing to do.
Dick said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Tom says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
You wanna try it?' So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dick wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Tom. Tom says, 'Hey, how do you feelthis morning?'
Dick says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Tom says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?' Dick says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..'
' Yeah, well there's just one thing.' 'What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in Tennessee '
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in thehangar with nothing to do.
Dick said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Tom says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
You wanna try it?' So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dick wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Tom. Tom says, 'Hey, how do you feelthis morning?'
Dick says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Tom says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?' Dick says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..'
' Yeah, well there's just one thing.' 'What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in Tennessee '
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