A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight, and while riding home in a cab he asks the driver if he would be a witness for him. The man explained he suspects his wife of having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. The driver agrees to be a witness for $100.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and driver tip-toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money:
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Dodgers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and
HE even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the driver and says "What would you do?"
The driver replies, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches cold."
Quietly arriving home, the husband and driver tip-toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money:
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Dodgers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and
HE even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the driver and says "What would you do?"
The driver replies, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches cold."
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