Why boys need parents...

Why boys need parents...

KIds - yes/no

When you said "NO" on your kids they always cry, but they never remember how often you said "YES".

This is interesting.... See what you come up with. Don't cheat!

This is interesting.... See what you come up with. Don't cheat! Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55, he did this test on Oprah and she got a 38.)  Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out!  The following test is pretty accurate and it only takes a few minutes. Take this test for yourself and send it on your friends.... The person who sent it placed their score in the email subject box. Please do the same before forwarding it on to your friends (include me please) Don't peek! Answers are for who you are now and not who you were in the past. This is a real test given by Human Relations Departments at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and in their prospective employees. There are 10 Simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper. Record your letter answers to each question. Change the subject of the email to read YOUR total. When you are finished, forward this to friends, family, and also send it to the person who sent this to you. Make sure to put "YOUR" score in the subject box. Ready? Begin. 1. When do you feel your best... A) in the morning B) during the afternoon and early evening C) late at night 2. You usually walk... A) fairly fast, with long steps B) fairly fast, with little steps C) less fast head up, looking the world in the face D) less fast, head down E) very slowly 3. When talking to people you...A) stand with your arms folded B) have your hands clasped C) have one or both your hands on your hips D) touch or push the person to whom you are talking E) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair 4. When relaxing, you sit with.. A) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side B) your legs crossed C) your legs stretched out or straight D) one leg curled under you 5. When something really amuses you, you react with... A) big appreciated laugh B) a laugh, but not a loud one C) a quiet chuckle D) a sheepish smile 6. When you go to a party or social gathering you... A) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you B) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know C) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed 7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted... A) welcome the break B) feel extremely irritated C) vary between these two extremes 8. Which of the following colors do you like most.... A) Red or orange B) black C) yellow or light blue D) green E) dark blue or purple F) white G) brown or gray 9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are..... A) stretched out on your back B) stretched out face down on your stomach C) on your side, slightly curled D) with your head on one arm E) with your head under the covers 10. You often dream that you are... A) falling B) fighting or struggling C) searching for something or somebody D) flying or floating E) you usually have dreamless sleep F) your dreams are always pleasant POINTS: 1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6 2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1 3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6 4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1 5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2 6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2 7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4 8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1 9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e ) 1 10 (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1 Now add up the total number of points. OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you. 51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality, a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once, someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate. 41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting, someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding, someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out. 31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expects the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you, realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken. 21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature. UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well, know that you aren't. Now forward this to others, and put your score in the subject box of your email, like this:  Dr. Phil's Test, I'm...

Мед и Канела

Невероятната комбинация-Мед и Канела за диета и лечение!

                                                                                                                                                                                              

от меда са известни от древността, а коктейлът от мед и канела се употребява  зключително широк аспект при най-различни болести. 

Медът съдържа антиоксидантни и има антибактериални свойства.

Канелата и ползите за здравето

Канелата доказано има следните ползи за здравето:
Има регулаторен ефект върху кръвната захар
Канелата може да спре устойчиви на лекарства гъбични инфекции .
Антикоагулант
Добър източник на фибри , желязо и калций
Съдържа полифеноли и антиоксиданти

Комбинацията от канела и мед почиства паразити, гъбички и бактерии отхраносмилателния тракт.
Възможно е да изпитате повишена енергия, по-добро желание за секс и по-добро настроение.

Диета с канела и мед за отслабване .

Формулата ще блокира тялото ви от натрупването на мазнини.
Използвайте мед и канела в съотношение 1:2 (една част канела, две части мед)
Поставете канела в чаша или купа.
Сложете 1 чаша вода да заври.
Изсипете канелата в нея и оставете да кисне 30 минути.
Винаги добавяйте меда, след като водата се охлади, защото в противен случай се унищожават ензимите в меда.
Изпийте половината от получената отвара преди лягане. Оставете в хладилника за вечерта.
Веднага след събуждане, изпийте другата половина, но не я затопляйте отново. Добре е да се пие при стайна температура, или студена.
Да не се добавя нищо към рецептата.
Не е необходимо да го пиете повече през деня. Това е единственият ефективен начин, по който диетата действа-на празен стомах и преди всичко през нощта.
Тази диета ще действа за повечето хора. Отслабването с нея е много бързо и ще доведе до значителна загуба на тегло, но това ще стане до една определена степен и няма да може да отслабнете повече. Това е, защото канелата и медът имат очистващ ефект в храносмилателния тракт, като премахват паразити, гъбички и бактерии, с което се забавя храносмилането. След като това се случи, вероятно отслабването ще намалее.

Ползи за здравето от меда и канелата

Редовната употреба на мед и канела укрепва артериите и вените.

Ухапвания от насекоми :1 част мед и 2 части хладка вода, добавете малка ч. л. канела и масажирайте ухапаното място бавно.

Артрит : може да се приема дневно, сутрин и вечер, една чаша топла вода с две лъжици мед и една чаена лъжичка канела.

Косопад : паста от горещ зехтин, една супена лъжица мед, една чаена лъжичка канела преди
 баня, изчакайте около. 15 мин. и след това измийте косата.

Инфекции на пикочния мехур : Вземайте по две супени лъжици канела и една чаена лъжица мед в чаша хладка вода и я изпийте.

Зъбобол : Направете паста от една чаена лъжичка канела, и пет супени лъжици мед и ползвайте при болки в зъбите. Може да се прилага 3 пъти на ден.

Холестерол: Две супени лъжици мед и три супени лъжици канела,
смесени в ½ л. чай, намаляват нивото на холестерола в кръвта с 10% в рамките на 2 часа.

Настинка: Една супена лъжица мед с 1/4 лъжица канела дневно, в продължение на 3 дни.
Разстроен стомах : Мед с канела лекуват болките в стомаха и също така премахват стомашни язви.

Кожни инфекции : Слагате мед и канела в равни части на засегнатите места, така се лекуват екземи, трихофития и всички видове кожни инфекции.

Рак : Последните изследвания в Япония и Австралия, разкриват, че напреднал рак на стомаха и костите са били излекувани успешно! Пациенти, страдащи от тези видове рак, трябва ежедневно да приемат по една супена лъжица мед с една чаена лъжичка канела за един месец, 3 пъти на ден.

Лош дъх: Хората от Южна Америка сутрин правят гаргара с една чаена лъжичка мед и канела, смесени в гореща вода. Така дъхът им остава свеж през целия ден.

WHY???

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor ? 

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead ? 

Why do banks charge a fee on ' insufficient funds ' when they know there is not enough ?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets ?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet ?

Whose idea was it to put an ' S ' in the word ' lisp ' ?

What is the speed of darkness ? 

Why is it people say they ' slept like a baby ' when babies wake up every two hours ? 

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? 

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer ?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 


Did you ever stop and wonder....... 

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ' I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out? ' 

Who was the first person to say, ' See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt. ' 

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ? 

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer ? 

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is ? 

Why does your Gynacologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ? 

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours ? They're both dogs ! 

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ? 

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 

Stop singing and read on...... 

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window ? 

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster ? 

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place ?

It may be graffiti but there is some serious talent here!.

It may be graffiti but there is some serious talent here!.

Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is!

The way we cope with it is what makes the difference.

What Is Butt Dust??

What Is Butt Dust?? What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? Read on and you'll discover ! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!  JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk? '  MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.' STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'  BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?' SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough..' DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?' CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried when his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'  MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'  TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?' JAMES (age 4)was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?' The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget... This particular Sunday sermon....'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

Татко след развода - Father After Divorce

Татко след развода - Father After Divorce

Понякога нещата в живота не се получават. Срещаме „перфектния“ човек, женим се, създаваме дом, животът ни започва да се подрежда.

След щастливите периоди обаче, идват моменти, в които нещата започват да вървят назад. Караници, неразбирателство, изневери и логично се стига до развода. Болезнен и изтощаващ, понякога той е по-добрият избор.

Положението е още по-критично, ког

ато сме създали деца. Само тези, които са го изживели, знаят колко болка и мъка може да им донесе, гледайки детето си как страда заради собствените си родители. Мъчително и тъжно е да бършем сълзите на мъничето, което по свой детски и идеалистичен начин иска мама и татко да са заедно завинаги и да се обичат. Обясненията и логичните доводи рядко успяват да убедят детето, че това е по-добрият изход от ситуацията. Децата мислят, че светът е създаден за тях и мама и татко трябва винаги да се грижат за щастието им.

Стигаме до момента, в който след всички сълзи и спорове, родителите все пак се разделят. Детето се стресира и му е трудно да се приспособи към новия си начин на живот. Много често в подобни периоди децата изпадат в депресия, губят амбиция и интерес към всичко около тях. Особено трудно им е да свикнат да живеят с единия родител и да виждат по-рядко другия, независимо колко редовно са срещите. В най-честите случаи децата остават при майката и таткото е този, който те не виждат всяка сутрин и всяка вечер.

Какво е правилното поведение, ако сме разделени с бащата на детето?

Когато човек не е в тази ситуация, обикновено успява да разсъждава достатъчно трезво и преценява кое е правилно и кое не. Ако сме в кухнята на проблемите обаче, нещата изглеждат много по-различно и драматично.

Колкото и да не се разбираме с човека, с който сме създали дете, ние нямаме право да лишим мъника от баща. Подобна стъпка е егоистична и нараняваща детето, тъй като, добър или лош, таткото си е татко. Всяко дете има нужда от бащината обич и подкрепа, защото, когато са все още малки, децата вярват, че техните родители са най-добрите и ги обичат безрезервно. Ако е по-чувствително детето, мисълта за провалените отношения на родителите му няма да му излизат от главата, това ще го потиска и разстройва постоянно.

Именно затова детето не бива да губи връзка с таткото, независимо колко той ви е наранил. Детето не трябва да бъде средство да отмъстите на мъжа си, като им забраните да се виждат и загубят връзка помежду си. Много жени действат по този начин и след време разбират колко болка са нанесли на собствените си деца.

Най-разумният начин да продължите отношенията си е да позволите на детето да се вижда с баща си, колкото и когато пожелае. Изкуствените часове или определените дни всяват само излишно напрежение между всички. Още по-грешен начин на общуване е да настройвате децата срещу баща им, обяснявайки колко зле е постъпил с вас и респективно с тях. Децата имат право да опознават баща си и да го обичат по свой начин, независимо как са се стекли отношенията на родителите им. Те могат да излизат да се забавляват, да прекарват времето си заедно и да създават ценни мигове, които след време ще бъдат топли спомени за детето. Много по-лесно е за едно дете да прости грешките на родителите си, отколкото да се лишава от майка си или баща си.

Възрастните трябва да се научим да не натоварваме децата си с нашите проблеми и прегрешения. Това е грешка, която извършваме, заслепени от болката, но от това не печелим нищо друго освен да причиняваме болка на децата. Обяснете на детето, че любовта на баща му към него не е по-малка и никога няма да бъде. Нека то се чувства освободено от проблемите и предразсъдъците на всички близки и да не се обременява с вашите конфликти.

Колкото по-малко драматизъм вкарвате в ситуацията, толкова по-малко стресирано ще е детето. Обяснете му, че разводът е нещо нормално и хората се научават да живеят щастливо и след него. Това е дълг както на майката, така и на бащата. Двамата трябва да продължат да се грижат активно за малкия си наследник и да не го карат да се чувства като проблем или като залък, който не могат да разделят.

Бащата не е лошият, нито този, който ви зарязва. Той трябва да остане част от живота на детето и да изпълнява бащинския си дълг така все едно никога не сте се разделяли. Умерените приятелските отношения между родителите ще карат детето да се чувства спокойно и сигурно.

Таткото си е татко, независимо дали е съпруг или не на майката на детето си. Така разсъждават интелигентните и отговорни родители. Дълг на мъжа и жената е да бъдат добри баща и майка, независимо какви чувства питаят един към друг. Те винаги ще бъдат свързани от детето си и ще бъдат част от живота му. Все пак кръвта вода не става. Колкото и развода да имаме и партньори да сменим, децата си остават най-ценното, което ще оставим след нас.

Father After DivorceSometimes things in life are not received. We meet the "perfect" man is married, create a home, our life begins to arrange.After the happy times, however, there comes a point where things start to go backwards. Quarrels, disagreements, infidelity and logically leads to divorce.Painful and debilitating, sometimes it is a better choice.

The situation is even more critical when we created children. Only those who have experienced it, know how much pain and sorrow can bring them, watching their child suffer because of how their own parents. Painful and sad to barshem tears little one, which his children and idealistic way want mom and dad to be together forever and love. Explanations and logical arguments often fail to convince the child that this is the best out of the situation. The kids think the world was created for them, and Mommy and Daddy should always take care of their happiness.We come to the moment after all the tears and arguments, the parents still separate. Child stress and finds it difficult to adjust to your new lifestyle. Very often in these times children become depressed, lose ambition and interest in everything around them. Especially hard they get used to living with one parent and see less other, no matter how regularly the meetings. In most common cases, children remain with the mother and the father is the one they see every morning and every night.What is the correct behavior if we split with the father of the child?When one is in this situation usually able to think straight enough and decide what is right and what is not. If you're in the kitchen of the problems, however, things look very different and dramatic.As much as I do not get along with the person you have created a child, we have no right to deprive Pipsqueak father. Such a step is selfish and child injuries because, good or bad, your dad's dad. Every child needs a father's love and support, because when they're very young, children believe that their parents are the best and love them unconditionally. If more sensitive child, the thought of failed relationships, his parents will not let him out of your head, this will suppress and upset all the time.That is why the child should not lose touch with the father, no matter how he hurt you. The child should not be a means to avenge her husband, and their prohibitions to see and lose touch. Many women act this way and eventually realize how much pain they cause their own children.The most sensible way to continue their relationship is to allow your child to see his father as he wishes. Artificial hours or days designated only wreak unnecessary tension between everyone. Even the wrong way to communicate is to set children against their father, explaining how bad is done to you and to them respectively. Children have the right to know their father and love him in their own way, no matter how rushed the relationship of their parents. They can go out to have fun, spend time together and create precious moments in time that will be sweet memories for the child. Much easier for a child to forgive the mistakes of their parents than to be deprived of their mother or father.Adults should learn to not place their children in our troubles and transgressions.This is a mistake that you commit blinded by pain, but it does not win anything but cause pain to children. Explain to the child that his father's love for him is smaller and never will be. Let it feel free from the problems and prejudices of all close and not be burdened with your conflicts.The less drama into situations as less stressful to the child. Explain to him that divorce is normal and people learn to live happily after. It is the duty of both the mother and the father. They should continue to actively care for their young heir and not make him feel like a problem or a piece that can not divide.The father is not bad, nor the one who dumps you. It should remain a part of life and fulfill his fatherly duty like we've never been apart. Moderate friendly relations between the parents will make your child feel calm and safe.Dad's dad, whether husband or the mother of his child. So think smart and responsible parents. Duty of man and woman is to be good father and mother, no matter what feelings felt for one another. They will always be linked to the child and will be part of his life. However, blood is thicker than water. As divorce and have to change partners, children remain the most valuable thing we leave behind us

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